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Name : Bash
Position : Centre
 
Bash was far too good looking for the forwards so he was swiftly transfered to the girls behind. Sings a mean Hymns ans Arias
 
 
Name : Bopper
Position : Second row/Prop
 
Bopper is the brains behind the dynamic duo that is Bop n Bash or Bash n Bop (don't wanna upset anyone) My crown as the 'Nicest looking prop forward in Welsh rugby' is under threat if Bopper continues to play prop
 
 
Name : Dick
Position : Prop/second row
 
Dick is your typical 'stuff the ball up your jumper' kinda guy. He needs however, to grasp the meaning of touch rugby ' TOUCH' not CONTACT or SHOULDER CHARGE!
 
 
Name : Dobsy
Position : With the Shirleys in the backs
 
Dobsy has one of the faces that would melt butter in your hands, but underneath that cute exterior he in fact is an axe wielding homocidal maniac!
 
 
 
Name : James
Position : Mans position - Prop
 
James potentially has potential, but not playing when you have a black eye! Cmon my boy, you are gonna have a few more of them, playing at the coal face!
 
 
Name : Kyle
Position : With the Shirleys somewhere!
 
What can I say about this boy! Don't you just want to give a big cwrtch, cos he has long spindly legs, that look like they will snap! Which reminds me. Kyle 'What have you got hanging down by your shorts?' Oh its your legs!
 
 
 
Name : Lil Roper
Position : Shirleys
 
Exceptional talent is our Lee what more can be said
 
 
 
Name : Lewi
Position : Shirleys
 
Lovely Little Lewis White is this years Youth team captain. Lewis is a fine player and a fine singer by all accounts. We shall see in Stars in their eyes night on the 22nd
 
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